- He's ancient. Some say he built Stonehenge.

- He's magic. Don't get on the wrong side of him.

- He's a druid. His official Druid title is "High Priest Of Earth Magic"

- He's local. From the Druid's temple near Ilton in Nidderdale, N.
Yorkshire. In fact, there's said to be a Galaxy car sticker in the
window of the temple nearest the carpark where his caravan is kept.

- He's Mystic. And he lives in a Crystal Caravan.

- He's Gregg. (Top Secret: He's an immortal ancestor of Chris Gregg)

- He's stylish. In a purple velvet cloak and pointy Merlin hat,
adorned with a Galaxy of stars.

- He's cute. With long blonde hair and a knowing smile.

- He's available. For your school fete or church function.

- He's camp. And quite fond of Antony Collins.

- He's slightly sinister. Something about him's not quite right.

(c) Chris Gregg, 1998. No publication, broadcast or commercial exploitation without permission in writing.
Contact Mystic Gregg at Galaxy on 0113 213 0105 or c/o
cgregg@galaxy105.co.uk